I want to be really promiscuous, like my older brothers,
touch buttocks, touch breasts taking all precautions.
I want to be really promiscuous, like all my friends,
because lately I can't sleep unless I whip myself.
Now that they're saying on TV that today's young people,
are going through a stage of wild sexual activity,
and that not even AIDS or the Pope have been able to prevent
young men and women surrendering to the joy of love.
And that's why I'm telling you that I want to be really promiscuous,
and wallow in the mud of the original sin,
because I'm a little tired of the sin of Onan.
I want to be really promiscuous, like the most exellent writer,
and loyal PP1 voter, Fernando Sánchez Dragó2,
who has enjoyed a million women,
each one different, which I'm told is much better.
I want to be really promiscuous, but it's too tiring,
I know it because someone well informed told me.
I talk about these things based on references,
because my cousin Paulina is my one and only experience.
But I've made up my mind to follow this path,
of wildness and orgy, of passion and parties,
and I'm going to make it clear to both of my progenitors:
"I'm quitting the seminary for powerful reasons".
And that's why I'm telling you that I want to be really promiscuous,
and wallow in the mud of the original sin,
because I'm a little tired of the sin of Onan.
I want to be really promiscuous, I don't want a girlfriend or anything,
only short relationships with easy going girls,
with easy going girls, with easy going girls.
